Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Main Event. September 1st.



You've waited all year for this.
Saturday September 1st Come Celebrate my birthday.

The DISCOTECA Party at Detroit Bar 10PMish.
I have the VIP section .

Let me know if you are coming so I can put you on the list.


*Bring all the Fellas & Felines*

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What do you want to be when you grow up?


Must be one of those anti-engineer ads. Engineering is very harmful to your health.

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Monday, August 27, 2007

Best Prank of the Day.

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Who uses porta potties in the middle of no where?

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Owen Wilson doing a Richie Tenenbaum



Actor Owen Wilson was hospitalized after attempting suicide.

He was discovered by a family member who summoned help.

Police and an ambulance responded to a 911 call from Owen’s house around noon on Sunday.

His wrist was sutured and bandaged at the hospital.

Whatre you thinking Owen?

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The Eliminator is Back.


Red White and Blue Spandex and 100 mph nerfballs.

NBC is bringing back Nitro, Turbo and Laser. American Gladiators is BACK with a vengeance. This time, in a new wrinkle, the players will be given the opportunity to train for their match -- and viewers will be given a glimpse of their personalities prior to the actual competition.

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Holy Mary Turtles Batman.

Shirley McVane believes her pet turtle, Mary, has the image of the Virgin Mary silhouetted on its belly.McVane said she named the turtle after the Virgin Mary.She also has another turtle named Joseph, in honor of the Virgin Mary's husband. But there's no Jesus Turtle?

Just this week, people reported seeing images of the Virgin Mary in the drip tray of a George Foreman grill and in the wood paneling of a restaurant in San Diego. She has also been spotted on a grilled cheese sandwich that sold for $28,000.

I need to make some grill cheese Marys. Thats where the money is.
LINK.

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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

I finally made a decision on my next car.

The DeLorean sports car is going back into production in 2008. James Espey, VP of the DeLorean Motor Company, said work will begin on the first car in the third quarter, and delivery of that vehicle will be in the first quarter of 2008 at a price of $57,500.

The best part, it will still look like a DeLorean, with a stainless steel body, gull wing doors and squared-off front end. These cars will be handmade, so that $57,500 price sounds like a bargain. Follow the link for Jalopnik's exclusive report and gallery.

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What will apple think of next?


I present the Apple G3 Beer Server. The debate between Mac and PC is finally over. Mac is now hands down the best computer ever. I just wish work would start using these Macs instead of damn PCs. I wouldn't hate waking up every morning and going to work. 7am happy hours everyday would definitely boost company moral.

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Monday, August 20, 2007

Bears Eat Man.

Sounds like a cool band name.

Idiot, "Dare me to go jump into that bear cage?"
Idiot's Stupid Friend, " I double dog dare you."


From CNN:
BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.

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